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What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy

What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!