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What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.