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What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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What do you call Asian quadruplets?

4chan

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

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What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny