What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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How do you blind fold an asian?

You put floss over their eyes!

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!