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What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce