What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Tape velcro to the ceiling.

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.