What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

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Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year