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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake