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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.