What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.