March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Previous Random Joke Next
Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

Pitbull Jokes More Pitbull Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide