What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Pitbull Jokes More Pitbull Jokes

Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect