What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.