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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Pitbull Jokes More Pitbull Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.