What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect