A pitbull returning from a playground.
Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.
Having legs.
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Jesus may actually return some day.
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
Jason's Dale!
Its a slippery slope.
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