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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Pitbull Jokes More Pitbull Jokes

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.