What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.