What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

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What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

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A re-lotion-ship.

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What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.