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What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it?

A blind guy with a rubix cube

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

Deaf Guy Jokes More Deaf Guy Jokes

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point