What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.