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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

An explosive punchline