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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

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Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

An explosive punchline