What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.