What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.