What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

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How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL