Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

God Jokes More God Jokes

How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.