How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!