Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

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Because gingers don't have Souls.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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In case they get a hole in one!

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.