Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.