What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

What do rednecks call the BATF?

The Bureau of All Things Fine.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

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What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried