What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum

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What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

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Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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They both slowly remove clogs.

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Merci backup.

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.