What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!