What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a Michigander?

An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

Tray Jokes More Tray Jokes

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!