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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Tray Jokes More Tray Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool