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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.