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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.