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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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How do you please a Mennonite woman?

2 Mennonite**

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.