What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

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When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

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A what?

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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2 Mennonite**