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What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.