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What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.