You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
The Easter Purrade!
To the dog.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Sometimes, there's a catch
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.