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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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Where does a divine beaver live?

A God Dam!

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!