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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Where does a divine beaver live?

A God Dam!