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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it