What do beavers do to a river?

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Where does a divine beaver live?

A God Dam!