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What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

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What's the oldest trick in the book?

The first one.

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."