What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.