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What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.