What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Disable Jokes More Disable Jokes

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Parking Space Jokes More Parking Space Jokes

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.