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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

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What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.