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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.