What do ISIS and cats have in common?

They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert.

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.