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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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