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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

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What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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