What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

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Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

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Carlos.

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Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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