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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

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Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!