What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!