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What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Laundry Detergent Jokes More Laundry Detergent Jokes

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.