What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

What do the Police and Pokemon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

Because they can't protect their towers

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

Laundry Detergent Jokes More Laundry Detergent Jokes

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.