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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.