What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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Han So-High

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Reptile.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.