What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.