What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.