What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

Previous Random Joke Next

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

English Jokes More English Jokes

When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you