What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.