What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)