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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.