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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

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Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.