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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.