What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.