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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction