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What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

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