What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.