How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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Cancer

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What do you call a muslim crocodile?

An Allahgator!

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

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I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.