Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.