Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.