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Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.