What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.