What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.