What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

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What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.