What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog