Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!