What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day