Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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Because his hose was in a different area code.

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What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

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Jose and Hose B

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."